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SPONGE - BASS, VOCALS
You may have seen Sponge singing for Public Opinion with his shirt over his mouth to make it "sound heavier." It looks pretty dumb, but he doesn't care. He absorbs alcohol like, well, a sponge.

JAM, a.k.a. RAMSEY - GUITAR, VOCALS
Watch out - he goes hostile with his wicked spectral hit. Hephasto has rocked in many bands playing bass, guitar, and drums, most notably in SFAR, Tractor Pull, and Playground Heroes. He sat in on drums for the hip hop group, Giant Robot Richard. "Eat Oat Meal," says he.

MARL - DRUMS
Marl played drums for the famed surf band, Giant Robot Richard. Get off his helicopter, it's funny. Get on battle.net, because he is sure to be on. This man drinks vodka straight, so don't tell him his hair is dumb like Ryan did.

PEDRO SANCHEZ - GUITAR, VOCALS
Pedro has played guitar and bass in many bands, including SFAR, Tractor Pull, and Hopsing. He filled in on bass for the lovely Jose in the Playground Heroes as well. When he asks for a chicken burger, just give him one, OK?